If you're looking for a sex toy that'll give your balls a thorough draining, a penis-milking machine might be exactly what you need. Milking machines are designed with intensity in mind. They're designed to milk you, after all - we're sure you can imagine what that entails.
These toys usually feature powerful, automatic stimulation of numerous varieties, and intend to give you super intense orgasms over and over again. They're not for the faint of heart, and they're often pretty expensive. For this reason, it is important to figure out exactly what kind of milking machine you need, to avoid wasting money.
To that end, we've put together this list of what we consider to be the 8 best penis-milking machines on the market right now. Here, we'll go into detail about all their features, tell you all about our testers' experience with them, and we'll list their advantages and disadvantages to help you come to a conclusion about which is the milker for you. Let's get to it.
How We Put Together This Guide
This guide to the best penis-milking machines was put together based on the following criteria:
- Special features
- Usability and comfort
- Material quality
- Hygiene
- Level of stimulation
- Durability
Note
This guide was originally published in April 2024. As part of our yearly quality assessment process (in early 2026), we evaluated every product recommendation to make sure it was up to the standards necessary to make this list. Here are some of the things we took into consideration:
- Feedback on each product throughout 2025.
- Usability and overall comfort of each penis milking machine.
- The durability of our test products as they were used through 2025.
- Overall trends and new emerging products.
- Industry trends and innovation.
Best Penis Milking Machines for 2026: Our Recommendations
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Best Overall Penis Milking Machine |
VeDO Hummer 2.0 Vibrating Auto Blow Job Oral Sex Simulator Machine |
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Most Realistic Penis Milking Machine |
Zolo Roboblow Blowbot Full Shaft Warming Blow Job Masturbator |
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Most Powerful Penis Milking Machine |
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Best Automatic Motion in a Penis Milking Machine |
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Best Milker with Vibrations |
Connect Rechargeable App Controlled Vibrating and Sucking Stroker |
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Best Penis Milking Sex Doll |
Milk Me Silly Vibrating and Gyrating Masturbator Pussy and Ass |
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Best Penis Milking Pump |
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with Stroker Sleeve by Lynk Pleasure |
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Best Interactive Penis Milking Machine |
Zolo Gawk Rechargeable Silicone Deep Throat Vibrating Sucking Blowbot |
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Best Milker for Erectile Dysfunction |
VeDO Hummer 2.0 Vibrating Auto Blow Job Oral Sex Simulator Machine
| Price: $$$ | Material: ABS, Silicone, Rubber, Metal |
| Length: 6.06 inches | Width: 1.02 inches |
| Functions: Sucking, Vibrating | Hands-Free: Yes |
| Safety Features: Body-Safe materials | Features: Automatic suction, Vibrator, Multiple settings, Detachable stroker, High-Power, Plugs into the wall |
The Hummer 2.0 is a high-powered, luxury automatic BJ machine, and after careful consideration, we reckon it's the best penis-milking machine that money can buy in 2026. It's a brilliant upgrade over the original Hummer, featuring more speeds, more functions, more detailed textures, and more stimulation.
Capable of providing 180 suction impulses per minute (which is 71 more than the original Hummer), with the Hummer 2.0 you're getting a hell of a lot more stimulation via suction. There are 9 different gears that offer varied suction modes, and 6 speeds that allow you to select an intensity depending on your mood.
Providing all the suction is the main unit, which connects to the hand unit with a hose.
The vibrations are powered by the hand unit and help make the Hummer 2.0 even more stimulating. The hand unit is actually detachable, so you can use it as a handheld stroker if you feel like going manual.
The sleeve of the hand unit is made from soft silicone and is lined with nubs that make it capable of providing a lot more pleasure than the original Hummer, which featured a sleeve that was completely smooth, for some reason. The textured sleeve is an obvious upgrade.
Back to the main unit, this device needs to be plugged into a wall socket to account for its power. This makes it a little less mobile - but does mean you can use it for as long as you want. The set also includes a remote control so you can alter the settings without having to fiddle awkwardly with any buttons on the stroker or main unit, which is convenient.
Results From Our Testers
- Very powerful suction
- It does provide hands-free suction but you may need to stroke manually to get where you need to be
- Vibrations are a great addition and feel very good
- You need to make sure to clean every crevice so it doesn't get nasty
- Could have more automatic stimulation for the price
Pros and Cons
Zolo RoboBlow Blowbot Full Shaft Blow Job Simulating Male Masturbator
| Price: $$ | Material: Body-safe TPE, Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Length: 10.5 inches | Width: 5 inches |
| Functions: Thrusting, Sucking, Squeezing, Audio Moaning, Self Warming | Hands-Free: Yes |
| Safety Features: Non-Toxic, Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe | Features: Automatic thrusting, 2 Interchangeable Sleeves, Mains Powered, 10 Settings, Self Drying |
There aren't many sex toy users who don't rate realism at the top of their list of requirements for their ideal toy, so when searching out our most realistic machine, we know our choice has got to pack something special. The Zolo RoboBlow, we're pleased to say, is one of the most realistic on the market. This is down to high-end build quality, real-feel materials, a massive range of functions, and the ability to have a truly customized experience.
As far as realism goes, the RoboBlow comes with two realistic-feeling TPE interchangeable, textured sleeves—both with different textures. Its suction feature—and where would a blow job simulator be without one—is adjustable, so you can modify all of its ten preset motions to suit what you want from it. Speaking of the ten presets, they include seven vibration modes (with everything from full length to base or tip massage to edging and more) at three different speeds, plus adjustable suction.
To stimulate all of the senses, the RoboBlow will warm itself to body temperature, and it also delivers real audio moans through a surprisingly high-quality speaker. Once you've lubed things up, close your eyes, lay back, and immerse yourself in its sucking and pulsing—and with the added sounds that other toys don't offer, it's easier than ever to imagine someone's going down on you. If you're worried about getting caught, it's got an easy-access volume control, or you can plug in headphones or connect them wirelessly by Bluetooth to keep things private.
With 10 presets and variable suction control, the RoboBlow covers everything from super-tight tip sucking to the sloppiest, full-length blow jobs
While the RoboBlow once again takes our 2026 crown for its realistic performance, but it's also very practical. Despite being on the larger side, it's pretty light, and when you're done, it comes apart easily enough for cleaning and, unlike many other toys of its kind, has a built-in fan to dry it out.
The only point our testers were on the fence about was that it's mains-powered. Some would have preferred a battery-operated version that didn't limit you to its 8-foot cord length, but others loved that they'd never run out of power, however long they used it, nor would they feel a reduction in suction or vibration as batteries ran down.
When people have said, "You get what you pay for" in the past, it's always something we've taken with a pinch of salt. Reviewing all kinds of products, especially those in the sex toy industry, that's not always true. However, with the Zolo RoboBlow, while it may have, like many of the toys in our penis-milking machine reviews, a considerable price tag, you certainly do get a lot of bang—and blow—for your buck.
Results From Our Testers
- Packed with features
- Despite having so many settings and features, the control buttons are well-placed and easy to access
- A vast range of settings, speeds, and suction provides for different customized blow job sessions
- Surprisingly good audio adds to the realism of the experience
- The warming function added further realism
- A built-in perfume dispenser allows for even greater product care
- A built-in fan provides a self-drying function that aids hygienic cleaning
- On/off and volume control for the audio, with plug-in or Bluetooth headphone connection
- Some settings can get you to climax very quickly, while others allow you to take your time—even edging for stamina and control practice
Pros and Cons
Customer Reviews
"I found pleasure stoker to be very comfortable with in the shaft, however, I do find it to be a little heavier than anticipated but nicer all it nice and has a niiiiiice feeling . The booklet that came with it , I was hoping it had more info to it. The heating part of it , I’ve yet to try."
MMark R.B.
The Milker Deluxe Automatic Milking Machine
| Price: $$$$$ | Material: ABS, Silicone, Rubber, Metal |
| Length: 11 inches (Max) | Width: 8.25 inches (Max) |
| Functions: Sucking, Stroking | Hands-Free: Yes |
| Safety Features: Body-safe materials | Features: Automatic suction and stroking, Full shaft cylinder and penis head cylinder, 2 Hoses and 3 hose plugs, Wireless remote, Multiple settings, Rechargeable |
The penis-milking machine that we consider to be the most powerful on our site in 2026 is also the priciest; the Milker Deluxe is a super-luxury device designed with intensity in mind, and it features automatic stimulation and settings which aim to mimic the feeling of thrusting into a mouth, vagina, or anus.
This milking machine uses automatic suction to get you off by alternating air pressure to create rhythmic tugging sensations.
These sensations and their intensity are controlled using the variable-speed controller, which is basically a knob you twist until you land on something you like. This gives you a good amount of control.
You actually get two different sizes of silicone milking cylinders that can be swapped out to vary where you're receiving stimulation. The larger cylinder is designed to fit and stimulate your entire penis shaft, while the smaller cylinder is designed for more precise stimulation, either on your penis head or other areas like your or your partner's nipples. Both achieve their purpose very well, though the suction pressure is more intense with the larger cylinder.
All the cylinders and hoses come apart from the main unit, which makes cleaning them pretty simple. A bit of warm, soapy water will do the trick - either that or some anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. As the cylinders are silicone, we'd only recommend using a water-based lube with this machine - silicone or oil-based lubes will just end up damaging it.
The Milker Deluxe is a powerful device - so much so that it needs to be plugged into a wall socket to get it going. Though we're huge fans of everything it does, we'd only really recommend it to people with the funds to splash, as it's such an expensive device. Try to catch it on sale if you can.
Results From Our Testers
- The two different cylinders let you focus the pleasure wherever you want it - they work great with a partner
- The dial controller lets you get precise suction stimulation
- It can be used hands-free except with the smaller penis head cylinder
- It's very powerful but it's hard not to want a bit more power, or extra features, for the price
- It's nice and easy to set up
Pros and Cons
Fantastic product. Still figuring out the best way to use it, keep it balanced etc. for wearing out my sub. I have successfully drained him the post orgasm time is my favorite.
JJoel M.
Explosion. Okay I was kinda optimistic about it but let me tell you it’s was something out of this world !! Amazing product !! Shipping was fast ...very easy to set up and a breeze to clean ! By far the best investment !! GUYS, couples, whatever it may be! If you’re looking for something fun and New to do get one of theses ...you won’t be disappointed! Thank you enchancesmale.
LLemana J.
Gawk Gawk 3000 Plus Vibrating & Thrusting Stroker
| Price: $ | Material: Silicone, Plastic |
| Length: 3+ inches | Width: 1.5+ inches |
| Functions: Vibrating, Spinning, Thrusting | Hands-Free: No |
| Safety Features: Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free, Non-Toxic | Features: Automatic vibrating, thrusting, and spinning, Almost 300 combinations of settings, Designed to give an intense BJ, Soft silicone cup, Easy controls |
When it came to deciding which penis milking machine offers the best automatic motion in 2026, we couldn’t get the Gawk Gawk 3000 Plus (GG3P) out of our minds. This toy packs a wide range of features into one very affordable package (especially compared to some of the other devices on this list), and ends up offering a uniquely stimulating - and pleasurable - experience.
Let's get right into the features and the motion. The GG3P is billed as a 3-in-1 masturbator on account of its triple-threat of stimulating features - vibrating, spinning, and thrusting - which can be used independently, all at the same time, or in any combination of the three.
It’s designed to mimic oral sex, but ends up feeling more like an android that was specifically designed for BJs - which is hardly a bad thing.
Overall, you get 7 vibration speeds and patterns, 5 thrusting speeds, and 5 spinning speeds and patterns, and you can adjust all of these settings independently to tailor your experience. As the aggressively textured, crystal clear silicone cup rotates and thrusts, hidden bullets provide vibration, all of which adds up to a hell of a lot of stimulation.
Thanks to all the intense stimulation, the GG3P is a great choice for stamina training, as you can make it as overstimulating as possible, or slowly shift through settings for a smoother experience where you never really need to stop going. The controls on the handle are super easy to use, even during use, so you shouldn’t find it distracting to alter settings on the fly.
While the rechargeable battery’s life certainly isn’t bad (2 hours charging for 1 hour of use), using all three modes at once does cause it to drain quicker - though this is to be expected. Luckily, as we mentioned, the battery is rechargeable, and a charging cable is included in the package.
As we stated earlier, for all the modes, settings, and the ease of use, this is a very reasonably priced masturbator, even at its non-sale price. It’s a fantastic choice if you’re looking to upgrade to a more advanced toy, and want to make sure your money goes far.
Results From Our Testers
- Lots of modes and settings to play with, and with almost 300 possible combinations of settings overall, it’s hard to get bored here
- Each mode (vibrating, spinning, thrusting) works very well, and is fun to use on its own or with the others
- The sleeve’s aggressive texture would be stimulating enough on its own, but the modes take it so much further
- It’s nice to have a milking machine that isn’t super bulky - this is like a wand
Pros and Cons
Connect Rechargeable App Controlled Vibrating and Sucking Stroker
| Price: $ | Material: TPE, ABS plastic |
| Length: 9.75 inches | Width: 3.25 inches |
| Functions: Vibrating, Sucking | Hands-Free: No |
| Safety Features: Body-Safe, Phthalate-Free | Features: 9 Vibration settings, 9 Suction settings, Memory Chip, App-Control, Neutral sleeve, Non-Anatomical orifice |
For 2026, we have a brand new entry for our best-penis-milker-with-vibrations category, with the crown going to the Connect App-controlled Vibrating and Sucking stroker by CalExotics. What takes this stroker's vibrations to the next level is the fact that not only are they paired with suction, they're also coming from an interactive toy with a bunch of advanced features that we were itching to try out. Once we did, we weren't disappointed.
In total, you get 9 vibration modes with a variety of speeds and rhythms, and 9 levels of adjustable suction, aiming to emulate and even surpass the suction provided by a sexual partner. You can adjust all of these settings separately, which lets you fully customize your masturbation sessions according to what you want to focus on, or how intense you'd like things to get. Even better, there's a memory chip inside the device that remembers your last used setting, so it's straightforward to pick things up where you left off.
All of these settings and modes of stimulation would be nothing without a great stroker sleeve, and thankfully, this masturbator comes with something we reckon you'll like. The included Neutral Hole sleeve is a soft, tight, premium TPE sleeve designed to feel nice and realistic - and it achieves this goal, thanks mostly to the TPE material. Its opening isn't anatomical, but that has no bearing on how it feels.
As its name suggests, you can unlock an incredibly easy way of controlling this stroker by connecting to Cal Exotics' Love Spouse Remote Connection App. This app gives you free rein to dynamically alter settings without fiddling around with plastic buttons, which is often a distracting issue with other advanced masturbators.
We were also pleased to find that this isn't one of those bulky, inconvenient strokers; it's only around 10 inches long in total, with an overall width of about 3.25 inches, making it easy to hold on to for a long time, even with one hand. This size makes it quite a sleek and compact device that you won't struggle to find room for in a drawer, or to throw in a bag for travelling.
Results From Our Testers
- We didn't expect it to be so compact - it's very easy to hold on to and don't get super tiring to use for long sessions, which makes it pretty good for stamina training
- Using the app for control is very simple to set up
- The vibrations and suction both feel great, and the settings are fun to mix and match
- The suction in particular is impressive and pairs well with the Neutral Hole Sleeve
- The memory unit is quite useful, especially if you like to mess around with settings a lot - you don't have to worry about remembering numbers or anything
- 4 hours charging gives you just under two hours of use, which isn't an amazing ratio, but it's still a lot of use
Pros and Cons
Milk Me Silly Vibrating & Gyrating Masturbator Pussy & Ass
| Price: $$$$$ | Material: Fanta Flesh TPE |
| Length: 12.2 inches | Width: 11.8 inches |
| Functions: Vibrating, Rotating | Hands-Free: Yes |
| Safety Features: Body-Safe materials, Easy to clean | Features: Motors and bullet for rotating and vibrating stimulation, Cheeks bounce and gyrate, Textured connected canals, Satisfying to smack the cheeks, Controller |
Pipedream's Milk Me Silly Vibrating & Gyrating Masturbator is the penis milking sex doll we have deemed to be the absolute best for 2026. As you can see, it's not a full-body doll, but it doesn't need to be; it's not designed to work as a stand-in for a real partner, it's designed to, well, focus on milking you silly. We're pleased to report that not only does this doll achieve this goal, but it's also one of our very favorite dolls of the year.
What you get here is a life-size lower-body sex doll, made mostly from Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh TPE blend. This material is very soft and very realistic, which does help when it comes to immersion. Hidden within the Fanta Flesh are obviously some internal technologies, the most vital of which are a pair of motors that are responsible for most of the magic.
These twin motors (and vibrating bullet) are what make the automatic stimulation possible - and you get a lot of it here.
As the title suggests, the motors rotate to create vibrations and gyrations that really give your penis what for. In addition, what may well be a happy accident is the fact that the motors cause the ass cheeks to bounce and twerk, which provides some visual stimulation alongside the physical.
You also get two orifices here - the vagina and the anus. Both are sculpted to look nice and realistic, and they feel the part too, thanks to the Fanta Flesh. The connected internal canal is textured enough to be enjoyable even without turning the motors on, but you'll want to turn them on if you're into being milked silly.
As it's weighted, you can use this doll hands-free, aided by the easy-to-use controller, which lets you flick through 5 vibration settings and 5 rotation settings. This is one of those pricey, luxurious sex toys that may seem absurd to some, but if you have the funds and are looking to splash out on a fancy toy, we'd recommend considering this one.
Results From Our Testers
- Provides a lot of stimulation and is a lot of fun to use
- The motors and the bullet make it feel unique compared to a lot of dolls and toys
- It's a little more discreet than a full-body doll, which can be useful - comes across as more of a sex toy than a stand-in partner
- It's technically lifesize but still on the smaller side - just something to be aware of
- You get travel plugs as a bonus, which is nice, but it would be quite a large toy to travel with
- Controller is nice and easy to use
Pros and Cons
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump with Stroker Sleeve by Lynk Pleasure
| Price: $$ | Material: Acrylic, Silicone, ABS |
| Insertable Length: 8 inches | Insertable Width: 3 inches |
| Functions: Vacuum suction, Stamina training | Hands-Free: Yes |
| Safety Features: Quick-Release valve, Body-safe materials | Features: Automatic suction, Stroker sleeve, Electronic vacuum pumping, LCD backlit screen, Smart Memory, Auto-Suction sessions, Rechargeable, Multiple settings |
If you've ever read any of our other lists, you'll know we're huge fans of the Excelsior penis pump from Lynk Pleasure. It's an advanced penis pump that's also capable of getting you off with its included stroker sleeve, meaning you get to achieve some penis gains while also experiencing a lot of pleasure.
This is a vacuum pump that uses air pressure to pump your penis, helping boost your erections and letting you see some penis growth over time. It's an automatic pump meaning you don't have to do any of your own pumping; just turn it on and you're good to go.
At the top of the pump, there is a large, backlit LCD screen as well as the buttons you use to alter the settings.
The screen displays all the info you need including air pressure, pumping settings, battery life, the time left on the timer, and various other bits of information. It's easy to use and makes altering the settings very easy.
The Excelsior features Smart Memory technology which allows it to save your favorite settings so you can instantly get back to where you were. There's also Smart Auto suction mode, with which you can experience numerous exercises that are designed for specific purposes including growth and stamina training. There's also a quick-release valve for safety.
As we mentioned, it also includes a stroker sleeve which allows you to use it as an automatic masturbator, which is a great addition. A 2-hour charge gives you up to 12 hours of pumping, which is a great ratio. The Excelsior is an expensive pump, but for the price you get a very advanced device that works very well in every aspect; it's still our best milking penis pump for 2026.
Results From Our Testers
- Overall a great pump that provides a lot of suction
- Very easy to use
- Lots of features to play with all of which are useful
- Includes stroker sleeve is a great addition
- It's quite bulky but not too heavy
Video Review
Pros and Cons
Customer Reviews
Seems to be a great pump & easy to use. My nurse ask me to purchase a pump for peyronie’s disease therapy. ... She has me pump & release for 6 to 8 minutes each time. This pump has automatic functions that allows me to program it to do all the work so I’m not pumping and releasing it myself during the therapy and the sleeve makes it more comfortable. So far I’m very pleased with this purchase, and it’s about $80.00 less then the one she sells at her office..
BB. R.
Just started using but so far impressed. Had a Bathmate and this device is far superior. I use it mainly for a condition of PD. Hoping this helps.
JJames C
Great pump Very good suction and using the smart feature is awesome. Nice steady suction. Penis has gotten bigger about half inch and definitely bigger circumference.
DDave Z
Zolo Gawk Rechargeable Silicone Deep Throat Vibrating Sucking Blowbot
| Price: $ | Material: Silicone, ABS plastic |
| Length: 11 inches | Width: 3+ inches |
| Functions: Vibrating, Sucking | Hands-Free: No |
| Safety Features: Non-Toxic, Hypoallergenic, Phthalate-Free | Features: 10 Vibration modes and 5 suction modes, Lifelike design, lips, tongue, teeth, and tongue texture, Ergonomic design, Rechargeable, Easy to clean |
The Zolo Gawk Rechargeable Silicone Deep Throat stroker is a BJ machine ("Blowbot") that combines sucking and vibrations with an intricately sculpted mouth canal for a realistic oral experience. Its advanced, interactive features are how it earned its place as our best interactive penis milking machine for 2026.
With the Zolo Gawk, you get 10 vibration modes and 5 levels of suction to play with, and you can alter all these settings individually to tailor your perfect blowjob each and every time you use it. This is a great toy for making full use of a range of different settings, as there are clear differences between each level - it's a great choice if you're looking for some casual use, as well as some stamina training.
The sleeve itself is extra long and full of lifelike features. It features a super detailed design with all the parts you'd expect from a real BJ with lips, tongue, teeth, and even a throat section.
Since it's extra long, you really get to thrust deep inside, mimicking that deep-throat sensation in a realistic fashion.
As it's made from premium silicone, the sleeve is also super soft. You do trade off some realism by choosing silicone over TPE, but this is such a comfortable masturbator to use, and features such a realistic visual design that we reckon it was worth the trade - you're not necessarily missing out here. On the outside of the sleeves, there are grooves that make the toy extra comfy to hold for longer sessions.
The base of the stroker is made from plastic and features a simple setup with buttons for controlling the settings. It's a non-distracting control scheme that we appreciated. It's also where you plug in the included USB-C charging cable to recharge the battery. This is a milking machine that delivers on realism and pleasure - all for an impressively fair price.
Results From Our Testers
- The design and texture, externally and internally, are very realistic
- Really does feel like a deep throat BJ, even without using the automatic modes
- Silicone is super soft and comfortable - this and the realistic design makes up for the lack of TPE or another more lifelike material
- Ergonomic grips make it easy to hold on to, even for extended sessions, such as when you're stamina training
- The buttons are very simple and easy to use during use
- Quite tight, so you'll need some high-quality water-based lube
Pros and Cons
Oropulse Penis Head Vibrator and Sucker
| Price: $ | Material: TPE, ABS plastic |
| Length: 8 inches | Width: 3.4 inches |
| Functions: Vibrating, Sucking, Penis head stimulation | Hands-Free: No |
| Safety Features: Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free, Non-Toxic | Features: Targets the glans for increased pleasure, 10 Vibration modes and 4 suction modes, Great for guys with ED, Can improve sensitivity, Sleek design |
Finally, we have a brand new category for our 2026 list - best milker for men with erectile dysfunction. Taking the crown is the Oropulse by Lynk - a powerful masturbator that targets the penis head for some incredibly intense stimulation. It's the perfect size and shape to provide stimulation without requiring an erection, which is why it's so great for guys with ED.
Your glans, or penis head, is full of nerve endings, which makes it the perfect spot to deliver targeted stimulation. It's like the penis-based equivalent of one of those clit-sucking sex toys - and in a similar fashion, it's capable of delivering a huge amount of pleasure thanks to its very intentional design.
With the Oropulse, you get 4 rhythmic suction modes and 10 unique vibration settings, all of which can be mixed and matched at will for tailored sessions.
This combination of features, combined with the heavily textured internal canal, is what makes this toy capable of fulfilling its promise of a barrage of intense stimulation.
The sleeve itself is made from TPE, making it realistic-feeling and quite stretchy. It should be a great fit for most guys as it's purposely quite small since it's designed to target the glans. As we mentioned, this means it's the perfect size to target your flaccid penis too - which, since you don't need to be hard to experience pleasure, orgasm, or ejaculate, is great news for guys who struggle to achieve and maintain erections.
With consistent use, this type of stimulation may actually help combat ED by improving blood flow and enhancing sensitivity, which makes it an even better choice for anyone who struggles with the condition. Overall, we were happy with this new addition-and the price point doesn't hurt either, coming in at a similar price to premium non-automatic strokers.
Results From Our Testers
- Targeting the penis head really does make for some very intense stimulation - it feels fantastic
- TPE sleeves are stretchy and realistic, and really should fit most guys
- Sleeve is nice and textured - you could probably use it even without the features turned on
- The fact it's designed to work for men with ED is great to see
- Works perfectly solo, but is also small and easy enough to use that it'd be a great toy for use with a partner
Video Review
Pros and Cons
How to choose your penis milking machine
1. Consider special features
All of the cock milking machines on this list feature automatic stimulation to some degree. Some focus on automatic suction, some mainly utilize rotations or vibrations, and some even thrust realistically. Most of them combine a few of these special features for even more stimulation. You'd do well to consider what kind of special features you have experience with, as your existing preferences will inform what kind of milking machine would suit you best.
If you're open to experiencing some new sensations, it can help to know what these special features excel at. Some are more focused on realism, such as suction and thrusting. These toys are trying to get you off in a lifelike manner, and have a higher chance of getting you to orgasm than something like vibrations alone.
Vibrations work better when they're giving a little extra kick to a textured sleeve. Rotations do a bit of both - they're not very realistic, but provide a lot of stimulation. Consider what you're looking for, and the right special features should become a little more obvious.
2. Focus on settings you'll actually use
These toys are expensive, so in order to ensure you're getting your money's worth, opt for a toy where you know for sure that you'll use all of its features. There's no sense in paying extra for features you won't use. Though it can be tempting to go for the toy with the most features, we wouldn't advise this, especially if there are features you've never used before.
If you're looking to try a new feature, and don't have an unlimited budget, you're off going for an entry-level toy that focuses on that feature. Choosing what you know may feel a little less exciting, but it's a lot better than wasting money on features you'll never use, or features that you may end up disliking. If you're looking to try a new feature, and don't have an unlimited budget, you're off going for an entry-level toy that focuses on that feature.
3. Keep an eye on the stimulation level
Even with toys focused on providing pleasure, it's possible to have too much of a good thing. This is especially true when it comes to stimulation. Though you may want a powerful toy that'll give you a crazy orgasm, overstimulation is a very real thing, and it can really ruin your fun.
If you're experienced with sex toys and are used to stimulating your penis as much as possible, then by all means, opt for the most powerful toy you can get. If you're not used to this however, the most powerful toy may not be appropriate, as it can leave you overstimulated and raw, or even just cause you to orgasm too quickly, which you don't always want.
Lots of these toys do allow you to start on a lower setting, but be sure to go for a toy with settings that you want to use, not settings you want to avoid.
4. Choose between charging and batteries
Disposable batteries tend to last longer, but you'll have to spend more money on them when they finally do run out. They're also less environmentally friendly, as they produce more waste.
If you'd rather save your money at the cost of having to charge your toys up before use, go for rechargeable. Rechargeable batteries don't last quite as long, but they can be recharged when they run out, meaning you aren't having to shell out for packets of double-As every couple of weeks. That's the only drawback really, and it's often not much of a problem as you can use your toy, and then stick it on charge when you're done.
This is more a choice of priorities really. If you want your batteries to last a long time, and don't mind buying new batteries, go for a toy that uses the disposable kind. If you'd rather save your money at the cost of having to charge your toys up before use, go for rechargeable.
5. If you're a beginner, consider a basic milking machine
This goes hand in hand with a few of the other points we've made, but considering your level of experience is vital when it comes to getting a toy you know you'll use, and saving some money.
If you're inexperienced, you don't need the most advanced toy with the most hi-tech features - you need a toy that accommodates your newness to the scene. The most advanced toys are often the most expensive, so this also helps in terms of protecting your wallet, as you'll be buying a toy that fits your needs as well as your budget.
Summary
Penis milking machines are some of the more hardcore toys on the market, focusing on taking you all the way to an intense orgasm and keeping it going until you're entirely spent. If you're in the market for a powerful toy with advanced features, any of the devices on this list will probably do the trick, but you should still consider your personal preferences as well as your level of experience instead of choosing at random.
To choose the best toy for your needs - thereby avoiding wasting your money - you need to be aware of what features you're interested in, as well as what settings you'll actually use.
Be sure to take your preferred intensity of stimulation into account as well. We constructed this with everyone in mind, so no matter who you are and what you're into, we know there'll be something on it for you.
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Side Note
This best of Penis Milking Machine list will be periodically updated as better products become available or products simply no longer perform as well. As with all best of lists, this will be a living document.